Who is the better Digger?

This shot will make no sense until you look at Digg's home page for a minute, and see their names under every story. And the dupe race is on!

mnemy weighs in

Two identical stories submitted at the same time. I'll bury MrBabyMan's just on principle.

Support MakiMaki
Support MrBabyMan
Who cares, I want to see a picture of a bunny

Guy straps a camera to his cat

Ever wondered what your cat does when he is away? So did this guy. He strapped a camera to the back of his kitty, and snapped photos at set intervals to investigate the animal's pussy mischief. He caught the feline fiend trespassing in neighbor's backyards and holding cat parties under cars. It's like Big Brother -- except with cats.

UltramegaOK says

I can haz camera?

whazdown says

Maaaan, I wish I was a cat.

siobhankeogh agrees

i can't even imagine how awesome it would be if every time you saw a piece of string move it was the BEST THING EVER.

Jhiaxuz laments

All my cat does is lick it's balls and sleep.

IntellEJent says

Also what's pretty interesting is the CatTrack which is a GPS attached to the cat. :)

KingHarvest00 replies

I'm gonna get one for my girlfriend.

PixelMagic replies

Make sure the camera is on when she licks her privates.

Top Digger Cosmikdebris leaves social news site

Some guy announces he will no longer use Digg.com, and someone decides it's worthy of posting a story about it. The fact this didn't make it to the home page, despite being submitted by site vice-emperor badwithcomputer (MrBabyMan is the emperor in chief), restores some of my faith in democracy. Click on the thumbnail (right) for a larger version.

Renster84 asks

and?

Culex says

Oh, ok. I'm going to keep browsing the internet now.

urbandistrict says

In related news: Cosmikdebris will now focus his attentions to posting on digg under his other account profile "badwithcomputer".

firewire says

Hey I was searching for the same thing on google!!!!

Turkish man believes his ant farms can predict earthquakes

Ant farms may be as cool or as prevalent today as sea monkeys, but some Turkish guy is using his for good, not evil. Kadir Sutcu is using his ant farm to predict earthquakes, and he actually hit one on the money recently. When his ants start pushing daisies, he knows it's time to GTFO. He even sent out emails. Scientists researched the phenomenon and found absolutely nothing supporting the insect psychic claim, but you can't fault the guy for trying!

Surferess says

You can always count on the scientists to come in and ruin a good story with facts and evidence and stuff! They're such buzz kills!

VKMO says

I dunno, who do we believe? The scientists or the ants?

alapoet wants a fair trial

I want to hear the ants tell their side of the story.

Screech is writing Saved by the Bell tell-all book

This is too awesome for words. I haven't bought a book for pleasure in many years, and this tell-all by Saved by the Bell weirdo geek Dustin Diamond could be my next one. I can't imagine what went down on that set. Though, despite what an incredible bathroom read this could be, something about the Digg headline "Breaking: Screech is writing a Saved by the Bell Tell-All!" strikes me as odd.

Darrelc asks

Breaking?

hmd1987

Chapter 1: Slater Raped Me

techblogLAT says

Great. 300 pages about what a bitch Lisa Turtle was.

Crackerpat asks

What's there to tell? Screech was a dork, Zack was an asshat, and Slater grew up to become a wife beater?

AaronSTL says

Buried because Dustin Diamond is a huge douche.

Scream 4 coming soon?

Despite Jamie Kennedy not being funny, he does have something to offer the world. He brings us news that the sequel to the Scream horror trilogy might be on the way. This still, however, does not make up for the existence of the Jamie Kennedy Experiment. What do you think, readers?

mikerad86 pleads

Will somebody please just tell Jamie Kennedy, "Enough".

Dirty0900 warns

I feel a crap Scary Moive version coming soon afters...

ianos83 asks

Can't they just kill David Arquette?

I don't mean in the film.

Typo of the year? Newspaper misspells own name

Really, Valley News? Really?

DaveFlutie says

idiotss

Kanuhduh says

Looks like whoever wrote the name types with a lisp..

alperea says

Vermont Valley News? I'll bet all three subscribers had a good laugh.

Why you shouldn't live with a girl

Addendum: who is not your not your girlfriend.

mdcraig62 says

Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Austinh57 sings it

If a girl walks in on you masturbating, you're a pervert. If you walk in on a girl masturbating, you're a pervert. We can't win.

Family Guy deleted scene: 911 call

You guys remember when Family Guy was worth watching?

crackerjack20 says

I know why it was deleted. It's because it was a boring and unfunny clip that weighted down an already boring and unfunny show.

Wow, gcman94. That was really inappropriate

that was gayer than cum on a mustache.

When pigs really do fly

Those crazy Russians are at it again. Rather, they were at it 60 years ago. Rather, this never actually happened. But it's fun to pretend it did! This photo timeline depicts members of Russian army liquoring up a pig, putting it inside a crock pot, launching the little bastard sky high, and then saluting their lord Satan. Okay, maybe it doesn't show that last part, but you know it happened.

bluezinc says

In Soviet Russia...

Nah, too easy.

woofer1125 says

cool tila tequila rides another rocket.

AverageCypress wonders

Hard to believe that the Russian economy collapsed. What with their wise spending decisions and all.

beajk002 says

1. Get a rocket..
2. Get pig drunk..
3. ????

4. refer to 3.

no profit.

Frejesal says

Very inspirational.
Somebody needs to find a way to make it into a motivational poster.

Ask and fcruz1331 shall grant

Here you go

chsbrgr says

That will do Pig, that will do.

Google walks away from Digg deal

Digg has turned down a number of potential suitors. Microsoft and Al Gore's Current top the list, but Google has gotten back at Digg for standing up all its dates by leaving Digg at the alter. A rumored $200 million deal to buy Digg was reportedly called quits for unknown reasons by Google. Maybe Google saw this on the front page, and realized how stupid the site's readers are. Maybe Kevin Rose challenged Eric Schmidt to a chugging contest. Or maybe TechCrunch invented this whole imagined buyout, and has now tied it all into a neat little package it can quietly disappear after netting them hundreds of thousands of reads. Who knows?

Sidzilla leaks the internal memo

Adelson: "..and a pony. I want a pony for me and Kevin..."
Google: "No fuckin' way. We're done here!"

Setter says

Google decided to go straight to the source by buying 4chan and reddit.

aphonik suggests

I think Digg should mix things up a bit and offer to buy Google.

Sexy optical illusion

This illusion is suitable for work, and I promise there won't be any screaming zombie girls that pop out. I won't give away the kicker, but it's definitely worth 30 seconds of your time. And if you watch it, and don't think so, let me know in the comments, and I'll call you an asshole because apparently you're too fucking cool to spare half a minute out of your day.

A comment one might expect from someone named robodork

i couldnt find the x...boobies were present

tw0bit points out

Note: it still works if you start staring at her tits and continue to

shlishkes should be an optical illusionist

I thought if you stare long enough the top comes off.

quomen says

Honestly I couldn't watch that without cringing. Even though they promised that it wasn't a scare video, I know that everone lies.

amauldin71 says

Thought it was going to turn out to be a dude....

H0tKarl replies

Yeah, I was disappointed too.

Guinea pig festival in Peru

Aww! Look at the cute little guinea pigs! They're all dressed up in crowns and hats and such. And even the women are dressed up with them. This is just the most precious festival ev — Oh God. Something's wrong. Oh, what the fuck! What the fuck is this?! You heartless wenches! You cold, sick demon-spawns!

churchdog says

they dress them up like little children... and then... they eat them. WTF?

Nice name, mmmBeer

I dress my food up as Nazis so I don't feel as bad eating it.

nihilite says

i liked the 'fried chicken' costume best.

Borkz replies

But he looked so cute in his little sailor's outfit, i could just eat him up!

Flankk reenacts

Bob: Hey Fred, I was just down by the tents enjoying a cob of corn. Why are you shaved, lol.

Fred: OMGWTFBBQ!

demoneyes says

Haha! A culture that is different than mine! Let's laugh at it!

knylok has a few words for all those hippie fur-haters

You obviously don't understand.

The coat goes with the boots. I can't wear the boots without the coat.

Some people...

Christian Bale arrested

Batman star Chrstian Bale was arrested this week for assaulting two women. The two women were his mother and sister. The assault was verbal. Yeah, this is a weird (and slightly stupid) one.

Rizoh says

He was still in character.

Pronoiac says

KAPOW!

Jam20621 says

It was probably Harvey Dent, Bale's just taking the fall

cdbshore says

so he actually went through with turning himself in this time.

SoulSk8r74 says

Looks like Bale needs Bail....

joshuasmaximus replies

It wasn't very "Christian" of him.

jun2san replies

I wonder if he hit them with a bat, man.

Dopness asks

I thought his parents died after the opera???

Oh well

Original comment thread

Earthquake Survival Kit

This should just about cover it. Maybe a dirty magazine?

CCB0x45 points out

Nothing says "back to school" time like earthquakes.

JustinHopewell says

They must have sold well. There was only one kit left.

digits12 explains why it's a hot seller

wow low price nice.

There's something wrong with the banana of George Bush

This doesn't look right. I'm concerned.

shutaro exclaims

GENTLEMEN! Behold... CORN!

damian7 declares

" We must invade Bananistan "

MediaCrisis says

I love the fact that no matter what that man is doing, regardless of context, he looks confused.

mtmoo says

I don't see anything wrong here, seems like an ordinary banana held by an ordinary monkey...

Someone get on whatknight's suggestion

i hope this is the beginning of a long lolgeorge trend.

Tiny dog has been barking nonstop for six years

The Onion: funny. These comments: stupid. But I'm posting them anyway.

DeathJux says

At first I thought "wtf, how does it sleep?" and then I realized that there were layers to this story... many layers, much like some sort of layered vegetable.

Zeag replies

That made me cry.

jocnnor replies

We don't need your punions

BlackTye replies

Lettuce stop this nonsense. I want browse digg in peas.

jack_of_knaves replies

I don't carrot all if these puns go on. If it's funny enough, maybe a screenshot will turnip on digg.

jtbell04 replies

Agh, you beet me to it.

jriggs420 replies

I'm plum fed up with all these corny one-liners.

therealfoz replies

I haven't been on digg for a couple days. I see I've got a lot to ketchup on.

After some troublemakers interfere with the thread, jack_of_knaves replies

I can see there's a pear of bad apples trying to squash our fun.

WiretapStudioes replies

I don't give a fig. Orange you glad we can berry them?

BlackTye replies

I'm surprised this whole thread hasn't gone sour, dough these bread puns might get us in a bit of a jam.

jack_of_knaves replies

Rye So Serious?

Okay, I'm done now.

China has not banned blacks from Beijing restaurants

A Chinese newspaper claimed that police in the People's Republic of China asked restaurant owners not to allow black people into their establishments during the Olympics. The Beijing Boyce refutes this claim, saying that owners were told a while ago not to serve blacks — but not recently. This only slightly lessens the degree to which Chinese people are fucking racist.

HotPooper says

There was a misunderstanding, they meant to ban "bracks".

arkistan replies

...which in essence is simply a precautionary measure to minimize terrorist fist jabbing in bars.

mrwatkin says

If they really were trying to ban Blacks, the US would direct their javelin team to aim toward that restaurant.

slagpelosi replies

Is that a reference to spear chucking? Oh my god, you are the racist!

Clarence Thomas likes Egg McMuffins

Here's an idea: pretend to be a nine-year-old kid, and send mail to imprisoned mass murderers, famous politicians and renowned economists. It worked for this guy, whose letter responses from Charles Manson, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alan Greenspan are freakin' hilarious. My favorite is a comment from Justice Clarence Thomas.

The fictional Billy Geerhart writes

Dear Justice Thomas,
This is a project for school. We're supposed to write a public official and ask a question. What is your favorite McDonald's food? Mine is the 1/4 pounder with cheese. Could you also send me a picture? Thank you!

Clarence Thomas responds

I like the Egg McMuffin. Actually, I like almost everything there.

Fail Blog's Burn of the Week

It seems one of my favorite RSS feeds on the World Wide Web, FAIL Blog, is trying out a new feature that is basically what this blog is. Burn of the Week takes the funniest comment threads where someone gets verbally bitch slapped and highlights them for all of earth to see. Clearly the theme this week is either spelling mistakes, or the author is a lonely grammarian who really like language jokes.

Either way, readers weren't liking the new feature — it has an average rating of two-and-a-half thumbs down (the more thumbs down, the better it is, I guess, but it doesn't really matter because it's in the middle) with 365 votes. That is either a good thing because maybe they'll stop, and I'll continue to be the only rag in town, or a bad thing because it means this is really, really stupid idea.

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' fine nixed

Hey, remember when the Patriots were in the Super Bowl? Remember when Janet Jackson was a household name? Okay, I'm not really narrowing it down too well here. Remember that Super Bowl when Janet Jackson showed her jewelery adorned nipple on national television? Believe it or not that was four years ago, and it took until now for the FCC to pass down a ruling on that fine they promised.

The ruling: no fine. The governmental body either decided that the $550,000 was too harsh because nobody cared or because their massive national distraction, much like the steroid baseball hearings, was long forgotten. Never forget.

shlishkes says

I can't believe it took the courts almost 4 YEARS to come up with this decision!

Slash0 replies

I can't believe the courts got INVOLVED with this.

FlyingPhotog asks

Could this clear the way for more boobies in Prime Time?

onceler70 demands

She shoulda been fined for letting that nasty old ragged titty out.

sogeshirts says

Now she can use that fine money for more plastic surgery.

'Golden Girls' mom Estelle Getty dead at 84

Estelle Getty, who played the oldest of the wrinkly hags on the TV show Golden Girls despite being younger than the hideous Bea Arthur, who played her daughter, by almost two years, died yesterday at the age of 84. She died of old-person dementia. Reddit, bring us in with some somber mourning.

Swiggy says

Thank you for being a friend

oddmanout says

It always sucks when the hot one dies

GoatTnder replies

Bea Arthur is still with us.

lardvark says

That is sad, but on the upside her rookie card is now worth $39.

giantenemycrab says

Somewhere, John McCain is bawling his eyes out.

relic2279 replies

I would too, if one of my granddaughters died.

Why you may not want to work for Yahoo

This lovely company memo was supposedly posted in the cafeteria bathroom at the Yahoo headquarters. Classy, guys.

AbsurdParadox says

Interestingly enough, every time I piss in the sink at work, I yell "Yaaaaahooooo!!!!"

1Bad (note to roommates: his real name is Brian XXX, 23)* admits

Don't tell my roommates but I have been peeing in the sink for years. It is much more convenient than the toilet, it sits right there at dong level, so most of the time I can just rest it on the sinks edge no hands style and not have to worry about pissing all over the floor. Plus it saves water. You should try it sometimes.

Niz1 asks

Who in their right mind would turn down a job just because someone peed in the sink seriously?

poptoppyramid replies

The guy applying to be the janitor at Yahoo.

* Edit: Brian XXX found it after a month

Hey, can you remove my last name from this post on your blog. I would rather a future employer not be able to google my name and find sink pissing on my list of qualifications.

Oh... Hi!

stradf says

Hi!

squirrelnutz says

Hello!

Egress99 apologizes

I'm sorry, I was on the phone. Hi.

MooseTaag says

I didn't think there was anything more depressing than this making the front page. Then i read the comments.

More creatures created in Spore than known species

At the game publisher's E3 press conference, EA Games announced that the yet-to-be-released Will Wright life simulator Spore has already garnered 1.8 million user-created creatures. Considering there are only 1.5 million known species on earth, it's a testament to how people waste a shitload of time putting arms on the faces of computer-generated animals, while real life things go extinct.

bullioncube is concerned about the quality of imagined species

Most of them are cock-monsters

Tykin3 whoas

What if God is playing Spore and we're just his penis monsters?

SkippyDoorknob replies

You just blew my mind

lanzemurdock just screwed himself

i created a sandwich monster. Which sucks because every time i play it i'm going to get hungry.

How to approach the sensitive question: Anal

Cracked's Michael Ian Black gives a hard-hitting tutorial on how to broach the subject of backdoor adventures with your girlfriend. These gems of advice range from the "oops" approach to romancing her first by taking her to Red Lobster. Let's explore how the geeks do it.

zephyrnug says

I want to just look at my girlfriend, shrug my shoulders at her and ask, "Anal?"

yayintertubes asks

oh hai! buttsechs k?

ButtSmudge says

For being such a homophobic country, American guys sure love to fuck their girls in the butt.

Shogi replies

Interesting comment from "ButtSmudge".

Bunny letter opener

OM NOM NOM NOM.

I didn't know MookiBlaylock had a Digg account

What is cuter then bunnies? Nothing.

GhostPanther says

That reminds me of The Flintstones.

albrown123 replies, in standard bunny fashion

It's a living.

Rainemaker says

I need a bunny that can open letters with his teeth, and shit post-it notes.

Halo Kid

Here's the description from Break: "This kid creates a surprisingly accurate Halo suit and weapons cache out of cardboard and tape. Also known as a modern day chastity belt." Just watch.



mackeroni says

please tell me that was a pez clip he loaded

sooner09 says

honestly watching this video was the only time in my life i wished it was possible to go through my computer screen and punch someone in the face as hard as i could...maybe twice

Subject:

Comment:

rustymime says

Hey Kid... You have a frickin pool table. Practice then go make money as a PoolShark. You might get a girl, maybe even a friend!

Subject:

Comment:

thetdudeyoumet isn't much cooler than Halo Kid

dude may be a nerd BUT FCK I WANT THAT MACHINE GUN REPLICA!

EpicInsult says

holy....shit.... this is possibly the geekiest person i have ever seen that plays halo. Halo 3 sucked. I already knew alot of dorks played halo, but this geek actually memorized the way master chief looks when reloading the weapons AND he memorized how he looks when holding them. Thats some geeky shit. I am glad I aint this kid. He needs a life big time.

Subject:

Comment:

damndumbdude replies

holy....shit.... you actually recognize that he is doing the poses and shit just like the game...you are a roll of tape and a rcycling center away from being this kid

And kid, I vote pink.

Absurd iPhone apps

Of the 500 applications for the iPhone that were available at launch, obviously not all of them will be life-changing hits. But some of these are just plain stupid — and they cost money, too. One in particular, called Alarm Free, has a whopping two incredible functions. (To its credit, at least this silly app is a freebie.)

One, if the iPhone is falling out of your pocket, it uses the accelerometer to tell you your gadget is falling to its death — as long as the app is running. And even if the app was by chance running when your expensive phone was in free fall, what will you do with that newfound knowledge?

Two, you can use it to sound an alarm when you're getting mugged. Handy, right?

zakatov says

Oh yeah, first thing to do when you're getting mugged: whip out your iPhone...

Ryan2845 replies

My new "Yell Really Loud" technology will put this company out of business.

GeneralFailure0 predicts

By the time you hear the "your phone is falling to the ground" alarm in Alarm Free, I can only imagine it will be too late.

Not if you're skydiving, General.

A fetish of some sort

This odd picture comes care of Reddit with the title "Here is something that I do not know what it is." Can't say I can help you out, buddy.

theeeggman cites

Rule 34

marthirial says

The oil industry and the American market?

apollo says

DO IT! WE'LL FUCK IT LIVE!

apollo replies

I see what you did there

Jezkah replies

Upmodded for replying to your own comment.

TheTonkaTruck replies

Upmodded because I didn't notice.

Redundancy

This photo seems to beg the question: how many field maintainable workers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Digg readers had some questions of their own.

greenroom628 says

ah, my $60 tickets at work, not to mention my $8 beers and $7 hot dogs.

phore says

I can find 6 ways that franchise can save money.

Farmer77 says

Title could also have read "How To Spot a Union Job".

D3koy says

It must be terrifying to know that you and your six fellow employees can be replaced by a sprinkler.

zhepp ruins our fun

Just a guess: They are super anal about field and don't want a hose lying on grass leaving mark? Sorry if I killed it.

IllBeBack replies

+1 for "super anal".

Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

You just can't make this stuff up. Unless the Telegraph is making it up, which is very well possible. Argentine scientists discovered that gas released from cow butts account for 30% of the country's total greenhouse gas emissions. Thirty percent. Are they riding cows to work, and using these pre-hamburger animals to power factories?

With such a startling statistic, it was obvious what the next course of action was: strap giant, pink, plastic tubes to the back of every cow and attach a tube to their stink hole. Digg's scientific community gives its assessment.

Barbarino says

At first I thought this was from theonion...

Rudegar says

pull my hoof!

IbbyIbby says

what? are we going to blame the cows

marcushellberg is saving his money

*waiting for a hybrid cow*

CabanaBoy says

The expression on the cow's face is priceless. "Moo... this is udderly humiliating..."

duggdowncatisad says

And you thought YOUR job sucked.

How to make sure no one uses your coffee cup

Okay, as cool as this concept is, if you buy one of these and bring it to work, you are a freakin' weirdo. Period.

AdamFromMyspace points out

The hole also doubles as an efficient way to shotgun your coffee

elefaint says

I'm sure you won't look like an idiot with keys dangling from your coffee cup.

thedpshow says

And only the owner of the cup can explain to his wife why there are coffee stains in his pocket.

mordeci warns

This would stop me from drinking out of the cup, wouldn't stop me from peeing in it.

Mizerooskie says

I prefer the attached "I have herpes" note.

KMyHero replies

Until someone shrugs and says "So do I." Then promptly goes kayaking. Yay Valtrex.

LoudMusic hints

Here's an idea. Keep your cup in your desk!

WHOA!

Google on "special people"

Computer algorithms are fun! Well, 99% of the time, they're really boring and miserable to work with and will do awful things to you behind your back. But in this rare instance, the Google algorithm has cracked a joke in poor taste about the mentally challenged -- or retards, as Google suggested. So what were the reactions like?

tykwondingo commends

Spot on - Google's a genius.

Ryan166 says

Dugg for the retarded midget pretending he knows how to ride a bike.

Spencerperceval asks

Hey, whats my picture doing there

HighLife1990 says

My favorite part's that Tom Cruse is the 3rd image :).

BoneStamp reminisces

I actually don't think there is anything wrong with this. I know it's not polite to call people this, but it is technically correct. In fact, I got in trouble for using the word "retarded" in a meeting once. I said "the data flow was being retarded by the router", which is a totally acceptable use of the word. Later, my co-worker was like, "that's offensive to people who are mentally challenged." I was like, "Retard means 'a slowing down or hindrance'... kind of like retarder brakes in a semi-truck. That's why they call mentally challenged people retarded, because their thinking is retarded (slowed down) by something in their brain." I called her retard for the rest of the day and she got really pissed!

chicoer2001 replies

Good thing you didnt use the word niggardly

Defense budget cuts

This is what could happen if the government starts cutting corners on war funds.

Jasonstech asks

My First Fighter Jet?

HookmasterCH47 says

You haven't see this before? It's made by Fischer-Price and is part of their child soldier line. They don't only drop bombs in their diapers anymore.

cuevas4711 sings

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PLANE FOR YOU

wildbill185 deems it...

top five coolest bikes ive ever seen

ophello says

TO DIGG: stop letting 12-and-unders post comments. It is ruining my experience.

How to not lose a fight with your girlfriend

Certainly valuable advice — though probably not to many of the guys on Digg — is this tutorial for always winning fights with your girlfriend. Tips include listening, calming her crying, and saying things like, "Look into my eyes." It should come as no surprise that this seemingly useless how-to was written by a woman. Real tips live in the comments.

chrysrobyn says

You lose all arguments with your wife. If you think you won, either the food will be bad, or the sex will be bad.

ericjohnson0 says

First, in order for there to be a fight, there had to be some failure to communicate... And I'm here to help...

The Dictionary of 'Wifespeak' (or girlfriend in this case).

Examples:

She says- "We need"
That means- "I want"

She says "It's your decision"
That means "The correct decision should be obvious by now"

She says "Do what you want"
That Means "You'll pay for this later"

chuckDontSurf adds to the list

"Whatever" = "Fuck you"
Also, "I'm fine" means "You fucked up big time"

fxu1989 replies

WOMEN, YOU ARE DIFFICULT... I DON'T KNOW MOONSPEAK

Henman is going to make some lucky girl really happy one day

Just punch her in the face. Fight won.
Then blow a load in her eyes just for good measure.

Only in California

After the state of California made a big deal last month about securing gay marriage, the photo should speak for itself. Now make with the funny, Digg.

Densonlad spews the latest meme

EPIC WIN!!

mojoface replies

I find it intriguing that your idea of an "EPIC WIN!!" is to have two homosexual fathers and then buying a vanity license plate which says "TWO DADZ" to put on your Dodge Durango.

Geraphix's comment might be the only time this oft-uttered phrase isn't out of context or offensive

that's gay

JoeB4ever asks

hmmmm, did someone already have "TWO DADS?

trispear says

Rather have TWO MOMZ myself.

Last.fm starts paying royalties to unsigned bands

Social music networking-streaming-event finding site Last.fm announced it would pay musicians royalties for tracks played through the site, even if the band isn't signed to a record label. It's a positive step toward removing labels from the music formula, but Digg users wondered how life-changing this would be for the average independent band.

VozdelaVilla says

I guess this is a good thing. But I think most of the bands on Last.fm would be making more begging on the streets than making $.00005 per play. Anyone done the math on this to find out how many plays it would take to pay one month's rent? Buy a new amp? New guitar? How about a guitar pick?

megadan76 says

We'll see what the practical results are (every 6 months: "Woo, another check for 72 cents!") but it looks promising.

oxygen911 is living the rockstar life

I can't wait for my band's songs to start raking it in for us. I already talked with my bass player, he want's a new Audi. Jesse, our singer said as soon as the first check comes he is out and moving in with his GF in Texas, fucking asshole. Me? I just wanted to rip a couple lines off a strippers ass and revel in the victory of the whole situation. Last.FM rules!

JGent gives a listener's testimony for Last.fm

I love my audioscrobbler, it was indespensible when i moved into my girlfriends, as I was able to stream my music tastes while my cd's where miles away :)

feliks2 makes a whip sound with his mouth

She wouldn't let you bring your CDs? Ouch.

leazarus is proof the record industry is changing, indeed

CDs? What are CDs?

Who lost this?

This photo comes from Frinko, which calls itself "a world of FUN !" I call it "a directory of really weird and sometimes fucked up pictures." Das comments shiza!

Babblin5 says

So... the Giant Nazi Robot myth turns out to be real...

Jason Cox warns

RUN POLAND, THE GIANT NAZIS ARE COMING!

chadwalters23 asks

Stay-Puft Marshmallow Soldier?

tjproto says

Chuck Norris decided he didn't need his jock strap and cup anymore.

convergent sums up this post

Oh my god these comments suck

Prostitute pricing

It's not just gas that's overpriced nowadays.

Nodaki asks

Is there a discount if you take the whole lot?

Gutterpunk replies

Yeah, but you'll still be horny half an hour later

magicjohnson wonders

wtf is wrong with Malay girls?

Enron replies

They are probably dudes.

securitymonkey replies

They no love you long time.

Only short time.

Half price.

dignan2681 asks

And why are Russian girls so freaking expensive?

br0pbr0p replies

They have to be imported.

edud replies

Because everybody knows white meat is better for you.

If your last girlfriend had an IMDB page

Relationships can be can filled with lies, deceit and pain. Fortunately for your friends and non-acquaintances, your misfortunes can actually be quite funny. That is the premise of Cracked's "If your last girlfriend had an IMDB page." The imagined image is a parody of comical mishaps that occur over the course of any healthy relationship. Most notably her ambiguous stance on the Olive Garden. Digg, bring us home.

tumples says

"Unfortunately, there are no plans for a sequel."

1807 says

Instead of a list of what she's been in, there would be a list of whose been in her.

drmangrum is a lonely guy

Girls will be your friend? Wow!

arkaycee should be friends with the last guy

My current relationship does have an imdb page...

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0401456/

Vagina Spa: Need to spruce up your lady parts?

A new spa for women, called Phit, has opened up in Manhattan that's catered to the most mysterious, illusive region of the human anatomy. I imagine women go there to have them primped, pressed and exercised. (Ed: It turns out the last one is actually true.) Now girls can relax as OBGYNs practice their love with women. God bless America.

alpharaptor has a better name suggestion

beaver keepers is better?

I do not object, kingo123

Is it wrong if I ask: "Pics or it didn't happen?"

latpack asks

Where do I submit my resume?

po43292 replies

I think some experience is required first.

yellising says

I'm sure they have a lot of openings there.

Intensity says

I know where you can find a vagina spa, it's on my penis.

bixby1 says

Somebody's getting a gift certificate...

norcalscan replies

Late mother's day present eh?

bxblox's comment is not for virgin eyes (it's pretty vulgar)

"the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam — in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi’s fingers — to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong."

WTF? So basically they will pay to get fingered. Maybe they'll start a male version where the "therapist" will stroke the penis to test how strong it is.

dullnation is on board

I think you're onto something quite good there...

geobay replies

Indeed, I think I need a checkup.

Scientists make herpes breakthrough

Scientific breakthroughs sound exciting, but what is a breakthrough to a science person is trivial to the rest of society. The so-called breakthrough is that doctors have pinpointed the explanation behind how the herpes virus becomes latent and why it wakes up. No cure. Just a few extra paragraphs for the textbook. Call me when you got a cure for it. Or cancer — that would be good too.

But since nobody on Digg actually reads the stories before voting for them, we got some entertaining comments based on the false belief that there was actually some medical discovery of interest.

hakkola says

Herpes wakes up? Now that would be the true tyrant alarm clock, hit the snooze button and BAM! Herpes.

HotDogBun notes

Most of this research is funded by Madonna

cadmiumpaint says

Tila Tequilla is relieved....

xsecretfiles just secured a substantial network of Internet stalkers

That is AWESOME, I can continue giving blow jobs safely

No, xsecretfiles. YOU are awesome.

Tyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you don't get up

I always like to think about ways to break my alarm snoozing habits, but to actually follow through is self-sabotage. Sure, getting an alarm that runs away and hides under my dresser will theoretically get me up and starting the day, but I'll be pissed off for most of the morning because I had to chase down a frantically beeping toy car.

Fortunately Engadget has the solution: an alarm clock that calls random friends from your address book every three minutes after your desired wake up time. Great! Not only are you sabotaging yourself, but you're also giving your friends and family a reason to hate you too. This makes it more likely that I'll break the clock before breaking bad habits.

I'll take three! Who wants one?

iamian says

I seriously need one of these. The pressure of social embarassment should wake me up better than some noise or movement.

dearreid says

Now that's the kind of thing that might finally get me to beat the "Snooze" habit. Ah, who am I kidding... at that time of the morning, I don't care what any of my friends think of me.

mjfarina says

I would kick the shit out of someone if they put my number on that thing!

aookay says

Oh god, I can just imagine this calling my mom. It will be like highschool all over again, Do not want!

tifosiuno is probably the last guy's mother

My son is getting one if he doesn't get his ass out of bed for school this fall.

gers4302 has great advice

Unnecessary!

The secret is a clock radio. What most people fail to do is set it to the correct station. Instead of tuning it to cool station that you love, dial in to a country station, or worse yet, a Christian station.

Put the clock across the room. You will wake up.

Yeah, country music sucks.