Target practice

"Dude, you better be good."

Llanowar asks

Nomination for worst job ever?

a1cd says

Jeez... at least close your legs...

diggenerate says

I love picking on the new guy.

stradf says

Older than the last time I had sex.

edwartica replies

So, older than never?

China has not banned blacks from Beijing restaurants

A Chinese newspaper claimed that police in the People's Republic of China asked restaurant owners not to allow black people into their establishments during the Olympics. The Beijing Boyce refutes this claim, saying that owners were told a while ago not to serve blacks — but not recently. This only slightly lessens the degree to which Chinese people are fucking racist.

HotPooper says

There was a misunderstanding, they meant to ban "bracks".

arkistan replies

...which in essence is simply a precautionary measure to minimize terrorist fist jabbing in bars.

mrwatkin says

If they really were trying to ban Blacks, the US would direct their javelin team to aim toward that restaurant.

slagpelosi replies

Is that a reference to spear chucking? Oh my god, you are the racist!