'I am under 18' button clicked for first time in history

Anything better than the Onion or porn? What about an Onion article about porn. Oh, yes.

jenel asks

So, who else went to juggworld.com just after reading the article?

(fun fact: it doesn't actually have an "I'm under 18" button)

iDiggIt42 replies

However, I am not disappointed by the content.

GarrettGrimsley replies

***WARNING***

Juggworld.com is a real site - Do NOT go there unless you want to see naked women with large breasts.

buddamus replies

Thanks for the warning, I thought it was about poetry

dasamps says

I once clicked the "I'm under 18" button, but it was in french so that was more of an accident really.

n0t0kayipr0mis3 says

I'm gonna be 18 on friday, can't wait!!!

6-year-old stares down bottomless abyss of formal schooling

Here's a huge downer for those getting ready for back to school: it's all worthless. The Reddit submitter described this write-up as the most depressing Onion story ever.

eaturbrainz says

Dear MorningRooster,
You have utterly depressed me. I despise you. I am coming to consume your brains.
Abject hatred, eaturbrainz

zombiewat replies

lol wanna ride bikes

eaturbrainz replies

Yes.

mjm01010101 says

This isn't accurate.
It gets iffy at Middle School. I have no fucking clue what we're going to do with our kids when Middle school hits.

Tiny dog has been barking nonstop for six years

The Onion: funny. These comments: stupid. But I'm posting them anyway.

DeathJux says

At first I thought "wtf, how does it sleep?" and then I realized that there were layers to this story... many layers, much like some sort of layered vegetable.

Zeag replies

That made me cry.

jocnnor replies

We don't need your punions

BlackTye replies

Lettuce stop this nonsense. I want browse digg in peas.

jack_of_knaves replies

I don't carrot all if these puns go on. If it's funny enough, maybe a screenshot will turnip on digg.

jtbell04 replies

Agh, you beet me to it.

jriggs420 replies

I'm plum fed up with all these corny one-liners.

therealfoz replies

I haven't been on digg for a couple days. I see I've got a lot to ketchup on.

After some troublemakers interfere with the thread, jack_of_knaves replies

I can see there's a pear of bad apples trying to squash our fun.

WiretapStudioes replies

I don't give a fig. Orange you glad we can berry them?

BlackTye replies

I'm surprised this whole thread hasn't gone sour, dough these bread puns might get us in a bit of a jam.

jack_of_knaves replies

Rye So Serious?

Okay, I'm done now.