Screech is writing Saved by the Bell tell-all book

This is too awesome for words. I haven't bought a book for pleasure in many years, and this tell-all by Saved by the Bell weirdo geek Dustin Diamond could be my next one. I can't imagine what went down on that set. Though, despite what an incredible bathroom read this could be, something about the Digg headline "Breaking: Screech is writing a Saved by the Bell Tell-All!" strikes me as odd.

Darrelc asks

Breaking?

hmd1987

Chapter 1: Slater Raped Me

techblogLAT says

Great. 300 pages about what a bitch Lisa Turtle was.

Crackerpat asks

What's there to tell? Screech was a dork, Zack was an asshat, and Slater grew up to become a wife beater?

AaronSTL says

Buried because Dustin Diamond is a huge douche.