Tiny dog has been barking nonstop for six years

The Onion: funny. These comments: stupid. But I'm posting them anyway.

DeathJux says

At first I thought "wtf, how does it sleep?" and then I realized that there were layers to this story... many layers, much like some sort of layered vegetable.

Zeag replies

That made me cry.

jocnnor replies

We don't need your punions

BlackTye replies

Lettuce stop this nonsense. I want browse digg in peas.

jack_of_knaves replies

I don't carrot all if these puns go on. If it's funny enough, maybe a screenshot will turnip on digg.

jtbell04 replies

Agh, you beet me to it.

jriggs420 replies

I'm plum fed up with all these corny one-liners.

therealfoz replies

I haven't been on digg for a couple days. I see I've got a lot to ketchup on.

After some troublemakers interfere with the thread, jack_of_knaves replies

I can see there's a pear of bad apples trying to squash our fun.

WiretapStudioes replies

I don't give a fig. Orange you glad we can berry them?

BlackTye replies

I'm surprised this whole thread hasn't gone sour, dough these bread puns might get us in a bit of a jam.

jack_of_knaves replies

Rye So Serious?

Okay, I'm done now.