Hot Super Bowl fans paint bodies

Everybody excited for the Super Bowl matchup?! Look, I'm sorry again for taking so much time away from my golden nuggets. But I can make it up to you with this month-old, but still super awesome clip of girls painting themselves in a sort of Rebecca Romijn (not Stamos!) from X-Men thing.

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tj111 says

Not that I don't love the Superbowl, but I'd rather watch 3 hours of this instead.

feezus says

I liked the part with the boobies.

nils says

Works much better with the sound turned off.

robEstyles says

FAKE! no one is actually a Cardinals fan

fluxboxuk says

This isnt where i parked my car !

O.J. Simpson found guilty of armed robbery

O.J. couldn't dodge the bullet this time. A jury found the former gridiron juggernaut guilty of 12 counts of armed robbery. Let's see how the Digg users decided to mourn the football legend.

AlphaMack says

13 years to the day. Talk about karma.

AshsToAshs says

Hes a a famous black man... he was obviously framed.

Shiv68 says

We finally got him! Alright white people!

ishnupu says

On the outside he was OJ
In prison he's Blo J

Titans QB Vince Young was suicidal

File this one under: things that really shouldn't be talked about. But since just about every sports fan in the country has heard about this already — after ESPN publicized the shit out of it — Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young, during his injury, was discovered to be driving around with a gun. Was he preparing to kill the Jaguars for injuring him? No, he is apparently suicidal.

jroussell says

so i shouldn't start him this week on my fantasy team then?

SimmaDownNow replies

The curse of the Madden cover.

dafragsta replies

Does the curse extend beyond one version of Madden.

HamSandwich replies

I don't know, ask Michael Vick...

NFL announces code of conduct for fans

For the professional sport that keeps on giving (stupidity), the NFL has announced a fan code of conduct. Such provisions frown upon drunkenness, using foul language, and verbal or physical harassment of the opposing team. What do you think, fans?

acmaurer says

OK, good luck with that, NFL

Ryansmellsfarts says

Sucks for Raiders fans.

skandalousisu says

Good thing it cost too much to get drunk at an NFL game.

Football announcer: 'That's kinda gay'

It's Must See Thursday: If you haven't seen it, it's new to you! This two-year-old YouTube video of a college football color commentator at an NIU-Iowa game disses his play-by-play guy high school style. To be fair, there were about five "that's what she said" opportunities.

magicmagician says

awkward...

ShmuckyPuppy says

What a professional.

skatelivendie1 declares

GREATEST MOMENT IN FOOTBALL EVER!!!

TeacupOfDoom recalls

oh man, i heard an announcer say "Thats the deepest penetration he's had so far in that position" i only wish i was recording that damn college game!

HerbertVolck gives us an update on the announcer's employment

He gets fired because of this harmless comment?
Come on. That's gay.

Sneakiest goal in the history of soccer

It's a sporting weekend in honor of the Olympics kickoff. Let's get it started with some futbol: A clever player in the English Premier League ambushes a goalie in an offensive attack of ninja-like proportions. Check out the YouTube video below, which sparked the Reddit comments.



koavf incites a long, arduous debate about whether footie is a real sport

That was sneaky; I was tricked into watching soccer.

UntakenUsername thinks he's found England's new secret weapon

What country was that guy from? Non Japanese Ninja?

slapshot begs to differ

How sneaky could it be if they got captured on camera? A real ninja goal wouldn't be on video.

Responding to a comment about a player that tricked a goalie by hiding behind the goal post, adonis88 says

Yeah, I loved it back when Kate Moss used to play football.

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' fine nixed

Hey, remember when the Patriots were in the Super Bowl? Remember when Janet Jackson was a household name? Okay, I'm not really narrowing it down too well here. Remember that Super Bowl when Janet Jackson showed her jewelery adorned nipple on national television? Believe it or not that was four years ago, and it took until now for the FCC to pass down a ruling on that fine they promised.

The ruling: no fine. The governmental body either decided that the $550,000 was too harsh because nobody cared or because their massive national distraction, much like the steroid baseball hearings, was long forgotten. Never forget.

shlishkes says

I can't believe it took the courts almost 4 YEARS to come up with this decision!

Slash0 replies

I can't believe the courts got INVOLVED with this.

FlyingPhotog asks

Could this clear the way for more boobies in Prime Time?

onceler70 demands

She shoulda been fined for letting that nasty old ragged titty out.

sogeshirts says

Now she can use that fine money for more plastic surgery.