Clarence Thomas likes Egg McMuffins

Here's an idea: pretend to be a nine-year-old kid, and send mail to imprisoned mass murderers, famous politicians and renowned economists. It worked for this guy, whose letter responses from Charles Manson, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alan Greenspan are freakin' hilarious. My favorite is a comment from Justice Clarence Thomas.

The fictional Billy Geerhart writes

Dear Justice Thomas,
This is a project for school. We're supposed to write a public official and ask a question. What is your favorite McDonald's food? Mine is the 1/4 pounder with cheese. Could you also send me a picture? Thank you!

Clarence Thomas responds

I like the Egg McMuffin. Actually, I like almost everything there.