Ham dick

That's one meaty chode.

Ordonez says

It’s circumcised… so it’s kosher?

lolerblades says

lol I can’t wait to get that into my mouth.

fuzz on the concept says

Chokes like chicken.

Wonder Boner

Sick of de-boning fish? Why not try the Wonder Boner! The rod is the secret. Trust me.

boaks says

lol “My wife would like that…”

Dalkorian replies

Yeah, that’s still tickling my funny boner.

Mookie says

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a boner and he’s yours for a lifetime.

'Weight Loss Tea' fail

This ad should neither require explanation nor exist.

Jeoffray says

Abortion tea FTW.

Vagabond says

Hey, I know someone on that diet >> she’s due this month… good diet

Vagabond replies

‘Only way to lose weight is through your vagina!’

grond replies

Or through other types of sport…

Ryannon replies

Vagina is considered sport?

Backwards B Fail

Probably both my favorite Fail blog entry and my favorite comment thread.

Reporter fail

Sucks for that guy.

Wayner says

dude, look out for that POLE!

State Your Name says

In Soviet Poland, Poles look out for YOU!!

AustinSlacker says

So.. pretty sure the camera operator and boom man saw the pole coming and decided the reporter fucker deserved to get his face smashed?

Camera guy win!

Fail Blog's Burn of the Week

It seems one of my favorite RSS feeds on the World Wide Web, FAIL Blog, is trying out a new feature that is basically what this blog is. Burn of the Week takes the funniest comment threads where someone gets verbally bitch slapped and highlights them for all of earth to see. Clearly the theme this week is either spelling mistakes, or the author is a lonely grammarian who really like language jokes.

Either way, readers weren't liking the new feature — it has an average rating of two-and-a-half thumbs down (the more thumbs down, the better it is, I guess, but it doesn't really matter because it's in the middle) with 365 votes. That is either a good thing because maybe they'll stop, and I'll continue to be the only rag in town, or a bad thing because it means this is really, really stupid idea.