Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Why you may not want to work for Yahoo

This lovely company memo was supposedly posted in the cafeteria bathroom at the Yahoo headquarters. Classy, guys.

AbsurdParadox says
Interestingly enough, every time I piss in the sink at work, I yell "Yaaaaahooooo!!!!"
1Bad (note to roommates: his real name is Brian XXX, 23)* admits
Don't tell my roommates but I have been peeing in the sink for years. It is much more convenient than the toilet, it sits right there at dong level, so most of the time I can just rest it on the sinks edge no hands style and not have to worry about pissing all over the floor. Plus it saves water. You should try it sometimes.
Niz1 asks
Who in their right mind would turn down a job just because someone peed in the sink seriously?
poptoppyramid replies
The guy applying to be the janitor at Yahoo.

* Edit: Brian XXX found it after a month
Hey, can you remove my last name from this post on your blog. I would rather a future employer not be able to google my name and find sink pissing on my list of qualifications.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is the aforementioned, 1Bad. First, thanks for featuring my comment. I got a good chuckle after googling my name seeing myself quoted.