Marry me, Leslie

Some guy proposes to his girlfriend using Google's Street View in what may go down as the single geekiest wedding proposal in history. Eh, this one actually comes in at a pretty close second.

thavi says

Dugg just because the last time I saw this stunt, the guy got turned down

Cargo8 replies

Dugg just because I was the last guy to try this stunt.

ProfessorSYM says

Dugg for the lady trying to steal the attention with the "Hi mom" sign.

Or maybe that was Leslie's daughter.

CColtManM replies

I hope she can do this!

rjhomuth says

Next up: Marry me Shawn Johnson!

floridiot2 replies

.. Shes 16..... niiiiiice.

Lockhart replies

She's actually not that hot... I've google'd her.

stuffradio replies

Alicia Sacramone ftw

theysayjump says

I'll marry you if she doesn't.

dengzhi replies

cuz he has google stock options?

theysayjump replies

No, because I can see his schlong tucked into his sock.

George Bush calls Michael Phelps after 8th gold medal

After residential merman Michael Phelps scored his eighth medal of the 2008 Beijing Olympics, he received a call from residential funnyman and all around nice guy George W. Bush. It's not uncommon for a president to call an athlete after a major competitive victory.

What is unusual is that Bush didn't just get on the roof and shout his praise in the general direction of China, since Phelps could probably hear a whale pass gas in the depths of the Pacific Ocean with those giant fucking ears of his.

Foot56 says

I like how Bush responded faster to Michael Phelps winning his 8th gold medal then Hurricane Katrina.

sockpuppets sums up the phone call

"I like turtles" said the president.

xLSDx quotes

W: "How awsome r gold metals?"
MP: "Crazy awsome"
W: "What r u wearing?"
...

Olympic gymnasts share a kiss

Not to be outdone by Alicia Sacramone, two blond gymnasts go for the gold. And by gold, I mean share a totally awesome lesbian kiss.

yyymilitia says

It's OK, they're European

oxygen911 says

This is why I root for everyone.

Rally603 says

Is the one in the red holding a bottle of honey? This looks promising...

mickle00 says

2 Girls 1 Medal

ForzenIce says

Poor Nastia looks like she's left out there in her chair all alone. :(

Alicia Sacramone is hot (still)

Okay, so I might be a little enamored with Olympic gymnast Alicia Sacramone. But at least I'm not alone!

Linkin4 says

A hot gymnast... with tits... yes please

nickert0n asks

But can she handle the javelin?

trotskyist replies

I doubt she would have time to train for it given the rigor of her own olympic gymnastics training schedul...
Oh you mean your penis.
Right.

isuisorisuaint's comment was pretty inappropriate

i would suck farts out of her ass like i was hitting a bong.

sbutterscotch replies

I just threw up a little.

hokie47 says

I'd hit it, but I bet she would fall off the bed before I was done.

Bill Plaschke, sports writer: 'I guess I like penis'

Continuing the "weird Chinese food" series, we have a video of LA Times sports writer Bill Plaschke eating animal penises in Beijing. Plaschke's reaction in the video is comment gold in and of itself: "It's got a little texture to it. But it's really tasty. I guess, I guess I like penis," he says. "And it does, you feel rich. It does give you this feeling. Maybe it's mental, but it's like your testosterone's going mad right now."
Man, Plaschke, that's kinda gay.

MarkInIrvine says

Bone appetit!

thereigoagain claims

this is blatant sexism. who will eat animal vagina????

GoodwithWood replies

I'll give it a try!

MarkInIrvine replies

It's tasty - like chicken .. or wait a minute - more like tuna!

cindyw chimes in

My kids always liked fish dicks.

14 reasons food in Beijing is a little different

For those that envy the athletes and journalists that get to travel to exotic Chinese locales, these photos showing the country's delicacies, which include bugs and the oh-so-tasty fried seahorse, might make you appreciate just watching the games from your quiet, safe, fried insect-free house.

Snoosy says

Nothing like eating dog brains.

dawnraid101 says

OM NOM NOM NOM,

But seriously dung beetles wtf.

johnsonjoeb says

Apparently the recipe for most of this is:

1. Shove a stick up its ass.
2. Fry it.

Alicia Sacramone is hot

This comment comes thanks to the Internet: The top search on Google's hot trends list is the term "Alicia Sacramone is hot." The phrase shot up the charts following the U.S. Olympics team's dramatic collapse against China Tuesday night, thanks in no small part to two notable Sacramone screw-ups.

But I've got to say, Internet: I was thinking the exact same thing.

Psst! More pix plz k thx.

China has not banned blacks from Beijing restaurants

A Chinese newspaper claimed that police in the People's Republic of China asked restaurant owners not to allow black people into their establishments during the Olympics. The Beijing Boyce refutes this claim, saying that owners were told a while ago not to serve blacks — but not recently. This only slightly lessens the degree to which Chinese people are fucking racist.

HotPooper says

There was a misunderstanding, they meant to ban "bracks".

arkistan replies

...which in essence is simply a precautionary measure to minimize terrorist fist jabbing in bars.

mrwatkin says

If they really were trying to ban Blacks, the US would direct their javelin team to aim toward that restaurant.

slagpelosi replies

Is that a reference to spear chucking? Oh my god, you are the racist!