Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' fine nixed

Hey, remember when the Patriots were in the Super Bowl? Remember when Janet Jackson was a household name? Okay, I'm not really narrowing it down too well here. Remember that Super Bowl when Janet Jackson showed her jewelery adorned nipple on national television? Believe it or not that was four years ago, and it took until now for the FCC to pass down a ruling on that fine they promised.

The ruling: no fine. The governmental body either decided that the $550,000 was too harsh because nobody cared or because their massive national distraction, much like the steroid baseball hearings, was long forgotten. Never forget.

shlishkes says

I can't believe it took the courts almost 4 YEARS to come up with this decision!

Slash0 replies

I can't believe the courts got INVOLVED with this.

FlyingPhotog asks

Could this clear the way for more boobies in Prime Time?

onceler70 demands

She shoulda been fined for letting that nasty old ragged titty out.

sogeshirts says

Now she can use that fine money for more plastic surgery.