Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

You just can't make this stuff up. Unless the Telegraph is making it up, which is very well possible. Argentine scientists discovered that gas released from cow butts account for 30% of the country's total greenhouse gas emissions. Thirty percent. Are they riding cows to work, and using these pre-hamburger animals to power factories?

With such a startling statistic, it was obvious what the next course of action was: strap giant, pink, plastic tubes to the back of every cow and attach a tube to their stink hole. Digg's scientific community gives its assessment.

Barbarino says
At first I thought this was from theonion...
Rudegar says
pull my hoof!
IbbyIbby says
what? are we going to blame the cows
marcushellberg is saving his money
*waiting for a hybrid cow*
CabanaBoy says
The expression on the cow's face is priceless. "Moo... this is udderly humiliating..."
duggdowncatisad says
And you thought YOUR job sucked.

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