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Beat box chick

She's impressive because she does the rippity-rap beat boxing thing. Usually guys do that. And she's pretty good-looking.

m0rn1n6s74r says

I love what she can do with her mouth...

soonermandan says

I'd beat her box

mambanamba says

humans are weird

Elephant rides: This wasn't in the brochure

That looks like fun all around.

monkeysmasher says

Everyone in that picture just really wants to get off.

MrInfallible says

Fucking Elephants.....

thankyousir replies

why can't they stop screwing around?

sublimeparanoia says

HEY elephants want to ride elephants too

Megan Fox in high school

Looking at these photos of Transformers star and instant hottie Megan Fox in high school seems kind of wrong. But you know you're going to look anyway.

minnepinne says

Hotter than expected.

theberlindoctor says

This is getting a little creepy.

alostreflection asks

Did she attend high school in the 1950's? Why are these all black and white?

bixby1 says

I just found my sole purpose for the creation of a time machine.

MrDoug replies

...you'd still never have a shot.

RunDiggMC says

I yearn to do things with her that are sexual in nature.

jazzfunkblues replies

I'm not sure that I understand what you mean..

Short Sarkozy with the Obamas

There are a lot of really good demotivational posters. But this one showing Nikolas Sarkozy on his tiptoes, pictured with his wife, Carla Bruni, and Barack and Michelle Obama is especially inspirational. Or despirational, if that was a word. It's not.

Lumnioth says

To be fair, this was taken just milliseconds before his rocket shoes engaged and he flew on up to the moon. Context is important in pictures like this.

Xondar says

My girlfriend is really short, and I once noticed that she stands on her tippy toes whenever she's in a picture with me.
It's sooo cute. ^_^

jotux replies

I hate that you're happy.

solidago says

I don't think his height is the only thing he's insecure about: http://imgur.com/1uJUj.jpg

Scientists find 'pleasure nerves'

Holy fucking... I just had to pull this excerpt out — the second line of the story.

"And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation."

Oh, man. Seriously, BBC?

sirron881 says

I have to stroke faster than the study speed to achieve pleasure...

agentsrecord says

I discovered my pleasure nerves when I was 13. Does that make me a scientist?

bonarez asks

If they really located the G-spot why don't they just tell us where it is?

Bra sizes may (pleasantly) surprise you

Bra size increasing on average? Shit, sounds good to me. Great, in fact.

Plus, it gives me another reason to include that picture of Denise Milani's boobs.

spritom asks

Who said the media only reports bad news?

yoshi911911911 says

I, for one, welcome our new large boob overlords.

ZincSaucier says

i like the new boobs but i also liked the previous boobs

CrankMyBlueSax says

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: Put a nipple on it.

tardmaster says

Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small!

Where's Waldo? Found him

Students at Rutgers University set out to break a Guinness World Record for most people dressed as Waldo. This almost makes up for the fact that Rutgers has its own strand of STD.

And yes, I'm pretty sure this isn't the first Where's Waldo post I've done before. And you know what: that's OK.

James3FresH says

He was building an army the whole time.

jmbrysk says

You know, he was actually sort of difficult to find among all the women and black people.

randypanda says

A black Waldo?!?!?!

Next thing you know well have a black president!

Fred is first to hit 1 million Youtube subscribers

I can't fucking believe that this dumb ass kid is the most subscribed thing on Youtube. If you've never seen Fred before: don't. It's just some hyper boy doing the same nonsense that kids love for some reason, and that no one else understands. Go figure.

Brad324 says

I fucking hate him.

unabsolute says

dude, this kid needs to be aborted.

70s gay porn star dies, survived by his wife

OK, this is an unusual obit.

Jack Wrangler, a ruggedly handsome 1970s-era porn star whose openness about his homosexuality made him a symbol of self-confidence for many gay men, died Tuesday in New York City from complications of lung disease.

He eventually married some actress.

Whamdangler says

ACTING!

Uchiha_Cycliste says

"Honey, how was your day?"
"Horrible! I couldn't help feeling like everyone I work with is trying to f*ck me up the ass."

No YOU'RE a Towel says

Does not approve.

'Bikini girl' saved by Milwaukee Brewers fan

A Brewers homerun ball nearly socked a hottie tanning outside the fences. Luckily, a chubby Brewers fan swooped in and caught the ball, saving the girl and looking like a hero.

The video was rather entertaining, but due to copyright claims for the stupid, douche bag, piece of shit MLB, it has been removed from YouTube. Check out the Digg link for a thumbnail — and of course, plenty of funny commentary.

Echuu says

He should totally have sex with her.

tpmidd replies

She should totally allow him to have sex with her.

Scape89 says

In the good old days this would be a guaranteed beej.

kaasenwyn says

She's taken balls to the face before, why stop now?

Pitcher of beer downed in 5 seconds

This guy must be the life of any party. He could single-handedly bring back the Man Show. He might have trouble nabbing Jimmy Kimmel, but Adam Carolla probably isn't doing shit right now.

pxmm says

Eagerly awaiting the continuation of this, titled "pitcher of beer UP in 1 second"

TylerDuhrdan says

Things you can put on your resume.....

Spray enables men to last 6x longer after penetration

Premature ejaculators rejoice! Science, in all its glory, has manufactured a spray that extends the amount of time a man can last during sex up to six times longer. Longer as in time, not like those informercials.

Unfortunately, it needs to be applied post-penetration. So, you're like just getting started, and it starts getting steamy. And then you pull out, say, "Hold on, I need to spray this medical shit on my dick." Then, you have a 20-minute, boner-killing argument about how you don't have herpes, and how you explode way too soon, and that this should help.

sjbdallas says

6 seconds, here I come!

Bigtony1340 says

No more 2 pump chump.

mostie says

Now I just have to make it to the penetration part!

Denise Milani's huge boobs

So, I was browsing this weblog called Holy Taco, which seems to employ a fair amount of plebeian humor alongside the occasional photo spread of HOLY TITS, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!

thefinch says

Her tits look as if Jesus Christ himself made love to a big breasted unicorn and she was their offspring.

dane says

that girl is going to have some back issues later on in life...I will have wrist issues right now though...

Voltara says

Wonderful, as for a long time I have been interested in this young woman's opinion on world affairs and the financial crisis. The fact she is a topless model only enhances her credibility

Anonymous says

What is the hangup with real vs. fake? Look at those things... if they are fake then her plastic surgeon deserves a nobel prize.

Stick shift cars vanishing in the U.S.

In an ongoing blog feature called 25 Things Vanishing in America, manual transmission cars snags a spot on the list. This is sort of upsetting for me considering I just learned how to drive stick last summer. I had planned to make my next car a stick. But I guess I better hurry before they all disappear.

eastwood24 says

Fine by me. I like to think my manual transmission is a security gaurd against potential theives.

ninjacob says

They should have never let women start driving.

bdbr replies

My daughter learned to drive on a stick. She gives boys a hard time when they can't.

manlyandy replies

The jokes for this one almost write themselves.

Chewbacca guitar chord discovered

In a breakthrough that could change music forever, a group of stoners have discovered a guitar "chord" that sounds like a growling, fictional Sasquatch thanks to a great deal of distortion. Editor's note: Chewbacca video is much better... On weed!

lewystud says

guy looks like Chewbacca

bmc31190 says

nobody has ever bent a minor 2nd before.

bstew22 replies

i did but she told me she was 18...i swear

EricSchC1 replies

No, but I broke a G-string, fingering A minor once!

Wonder why they call it Monkey Beach

The Phi Phi Islands look like paradise. And monkeys are just freakin' awesome.

Spuy767 says

In the first picture the kid looks like a hairless ewok.

agentsrecord says

That kid is SHITTING in the water! He doesn't even look ashamed!

How to blow a job interview

Do you frequently find yourself acting like a dumbass when trying to land a job? Here's a useful resource about blowing job interviews. Or rather, HowToNailAnInterview. Dot-com.

One of the premiere tips is not to mention that your husband is a Sasquatch hunter. You know, if that's his thing. So, every tip might not be 100% relateable, but check it out just in case.

LvV says

At first I thought that read How to BlowJob an Interview and I was all, "What did Kari do NOW?"

Dr. Nick says

*rushes off to register HowToNailAnInterviewer.com*

BxgrlJeri says

I like the one on the website where the guy admits to stealing supplies including office chairs.

GoneElsewhere provides some additional tips

I'm typically on the other end (blood sucking recruiter) but some other helpful, real-world examples/hints:

- When attaching your resume to an email. Make sure it's actually your resume and not an explicit, multi-page sex chat you had with another party.

- Phrase that should never appear in the first paragraph of an Introduction Letter: "arrest for narcotics trafficking".

John McCain disses Sarah Palin on Leno

It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party.

McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, "forgot" to mention his running mate, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin. Is there some animosity between the two? Let's turn to the comments to find out.

Mymoustache says

You left out the part where he paused...and then called her a cunt.

son of spam says

I hope we get to see her nude before she gets too old. Him and his fat daughter should keep their clothes on. His wife can get nude too but she's more of a "looks good with her clothes on" type. Have a nice day.

Nigromancer replies

Keeping it real classy.

One-in-a-million golf shot

What do you think of this incredible shot? Fake? I say fake. Probably Photoshopped. (What?)

RcHer says

But in China 1,300 people will make that shot as well.

glaroc says

An ant pushed it.

megamod says

He did it on purpose. He just wanted the ball to give him enough time to walk over and watch his own hole in one up close. Man he's good.