Short Sarkozy with the Obamas

There are a lot of really good demotivational posters. But this one showing Nikolas Sarkozy on his tiptoes, pictured with his wife, Carla Bruni, and Barack and Michelle Obama is especially inspirational. Or despirational, if that was a word. It's not.

Lumnioth says

To be fair, this was taken just milliseconds before his rocket shoes engaged and he flew on up to the moon. Context is important in pictures like this.

Xondar says

My girlfriend is really short, and I once noticed that she stands on her tippy toes whenever she's in a picture with me.
It's sooo cute. ^_^

jotux replies

I hate that you're happy.

solidago says

I don't think his height is the only thing he's insecure about: http://imgur.com/1uJUj.jpg

Obama fisting

What could this possibly be about, you might ask after reading the title of this post. Just watch the video.

See it yet? Yes, Fox News really is that retarded.

shoover says

I don't think that means what you think it means...

JakeBC says

I wish I could have been around later when someone explained her comment to her.

thundercloud39 says

Last seen on the door of the oval office ...

"Out to Lunch. Gone Fisting"

doublebummer says

In a cabinet meeting today president Obama gave out 10 handjobs...that's what this kids are calling a handshake now...right?

CNN: Obamas juggle inaugural balls

Barack and Michelle Obama had the No. 2 most balls on inauguration night, second only to Bill Clinton. Clinton unsurprisingly topped all other president's number of balls. Get the innuendo yet? The news coverage of those stupid dances was so unending last Tuesday that I'm starting to think the overt sexual references were purposeful.

Come on, an editor didn't look at this "juggle balls" headline, and stop to think: Wow, you know what this could also sound like...? Worry not, you can always buy the t-shirt.

Snoosy says

That title reminds me of fondling testicles.

Udog replies

You're a nut.

hyperspaztik replies

You're having a ball with this one.

steelcash84 replies

That comment was below the belt.

Reveillark replies

No need to get testy

Barack Obama: C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Barack Obama is president. And, man, that's a lot of white dudes.

SolidEuphoria says

Only in American can a history of old white looking women turn into a young black man.

tallguyg replies

that already happened in reverse with Michael Jackson.

astrobela says

It's funny because it's change.

sockpuppets says

I'm colorblind. Which one is he?

Shissy replies

The black one.

ocsurferreport says

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Barack Obama's health care for small businesses

In the final debate, Barack Obama details how much small-business Joe (who I assume is this Joe Six-pack I'm hearing all about, but I didn't actually see this debate) will have to pay in fines under his health care plan. John McCain seems to respond, "Oh, that sounds pretty sweet!"

kezia1 says

Wha-Wha-Whaaaaa?

Fordi says

I think he was trying to look incredulous - but McCain doesn't have a lot of expressive capability, so it just came out as 'dumbfounded'.

rmtamm says

He averages two blinks per second throughout the entire clip!

Blaqreaper replies

Counted 51 blinks, but I'm sure I missed some in there too....
I need to make better use of my life.

rentmitchum replies

If he doesn't his eyes will start to dry out which starts the complete reversal of the unmummification...

..he's really old.

Clintowned

Something tells me Hillary Clinton isn't over the whole Monica Lewinski thing...

badjoke says

DENIED.

Lacero says

HILARYOUS!

morninglorii can explain the phenomenon

Once you go black...

pbdyhcky189 replies

...your parents stop talking to you.

wrzhydr replies

your vagina never tightens back?

Tomholious replies

2 of my friends died going black

TheWriteGuy replies

It's "Once you go BARACK..."

cgibbo says

I thought the joke was that she's putting a 'kick me' sign on his back (watch it again, shit brix).

This man is no longer a terrorist

Three cheers for George Bush! Hip, hip — Hip, hip! — Hip, hi... Ah, forget it. Well, the Bush administration got (at least) one thing right when it removed Nelson Mandela from the U.S. terrorist list. He can now freely visit the States without being subject to public anal probing. Let's see what our friends at Reddit had to say.

odgforlife adds his political input

Nelson Mandela was by far my greatest Xbox Live gamer tag.

Apparently there's some confusion as to who this man is, as chonnes evidences

Since when was Morgan Freeman a terrorist?

omgosh sees similarities

Is it me or does he look like Obama in that picture, like he could be his father.

hobbit125 agrees

Totally. They are both black.