Friday, April 24, 2009

Spray enables men to last 6x longer after penetration

Premature ejaculators rejoice! Science, in all its glory, has manufactured a spray that extends the amount of time a man can last during sex up to six times longer. Longer as in time, not like those informercials.

Unfortunately, it needs to be applied post-penetration. So, you're like just getting started, and it starts getting steamy. And then you pull out, say, "Hold on, I need to spray this medical shit on my dick." Then, you have a 20-minute, boner-killing argument about how you don't have herpes, and how you explode way too soon, and that this should help.

sjbdallas says
6 seconds, here I come!
Bigtony1340 says
No more 2 pump chump.
mostie says
Now I just have to make it to the penetration part!

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