How to blow a job interview

Do you frequently find yourself acting like a dumbass when trying to land a job? Here's a useful resource about blowing job interviews. Or rather, HowToNailAnInterview. Dot-com.

One of the premiere tips is not to mention that your husband is a Sasquatch hunter. You know, if that's his thing. So, every tip might not be 100% relateable, but check it out just in case.

LvV says

At first I thought that read How to BlowJob an Interview and I was all, "What did Kari do NOW?"

Dr. Nick says

*rushes off to register HowToNailAnInterviewer.com*

BxgrlJeri says

I like the one on the website where the guy admits to stealing supplies including office chairs.

GoneElsewhere provides some additional tips

I'm typically on the other end (blood sucking recruiter) but some other helpful, real-world examples/hints:

- When attaching your resume to an email. Make sure it's actually your resume and not an explicit, multi-page sex chat you had with another party.

- Phrase that should never appear in the first paragraph of an Introduction Letter: "arrest for narcotics trafficking".