John McCain disses Sarah Palin on Leno

It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party.

McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, "forgot" to mention his running mate, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin. Is there some animosity between the two? Let's turn to the comments to find out.

Mymoustache says

You left out the part where he paused...and then called her a cunt.

son of spam says

I hope we get to see her nude before she gets too old. Him and his fat daughter should keep their clothes on. His wife can get nude too but she's more of a "looks good with her clothes on" type. Have a nice day.

Nigromancer replies

Keeping it real classy.

What's Joe the Plumber saying to John McCain's daughter?

Look, I promise this is the last election-related post I'll do. I know the election is weeks over, but this one's for one last look (or for many, the first) at John McCain's super hot daughter.

hjmt says

"There's a POW in my pants."

mattgilberg says

"The only thing that's longer and harder than this election is my erection"

bigtimslim asks

Why haven't I seen paparazzi photos of her on a beach yet?

abarysh2 replies

Because unfortunately she didn't inherit Cindy's figure..

doublefelix replies

I'd hit it, then vote against it.

sandersdamnit says

"I want to stick my penis inside your vagina."

Rainemaker replies

"If you know what I mean".

Barack Obama's health care for small businesses

In the final debate, Barack Obama details how much small-business Joe (who I assume is this Joe Six-pack I'm hearing all about, but I didn't actually see this debate) will have to pay in fines under his health care plan. John McCain seems to respond, "Oh, that sounds pretty sweet!"

kezia1 says

Wha-Wha-Whaaaaa?

Fordi says

I think he was trying to look incredulous - but McCain doesn't have a lot of expressive capability, so it just came out as 'dumbfounded'.

rmtamm says

He averages two blinks per second throughout the entire clip!

Blaqreaper replies

Counted 51 blinks, but I'm sure I missed some in there too....
I need to make better use of my life.

rentmitchum replies

If he doesn't his eyes will start to dry out which starts the complete reversal of the unmummification...

..he's really old.

John McCain unsure how many houses he owns

Come on, John. What are you doing to yourself? Just take a bloody guess. Three? Six? A baker's dozen? You're making yourself look like a senile aristocrat.

trillions says

"Now...where did i leave that house? Oh, in my HUGE wallet!"

onyxcoltrane asks

What's the big deal? I don't know how many pairs of socks I own. Oh, wait a second......

P1um says

The life of a straight-up G. What did you expect?

ctlr says

Some 20-something staffer just got a new assignment: "quick, find out how many houses the boss owns!"

Digg bombs Bill O'Reilly's McCain poll

Tabloid TV spinster Bill O'Reilly posted a poll on his site asking visitors to grade John McCain's presidential campaign thus far. Because Fox News loyalists are overwhelmingly conservative, Republican old men and old men lovers, it's likely that O'Reilly expected the results to result positively for McWalker. What I'm sure Fox didn't forsee was an intervention by the hippie, liberal, O-Bomb-loving hippies at Digg to bomb the poll by giving McWheelchair an "F" rating.

You done good, BNash577

I found the results!

Doomshot says

I F'd that poll up.

SubEl says

Fuckin' poll sucks. i'm not watching the show for results.

chanop is an independent anarchist

I'd bomb an Obama Poll that was on MSNBC also, merely because I hate internet polls