Short Sarkozy with the Obamas

There are a lot of really good demotivational posters. But this one showing Nikolas Sarkozy on his tiptoes, pictured with his wife, Carla Bruni, and Barack and Michelle Obama is especially inspirational. Or despirational, if that was a word. It's not.

Lumnioth says

To be fair, this was taken just milliseconds before his rocket shoes engaged and he flew on up to the moon. Context is important in pictures like this.

Xondar says

My girlfriend is really short, and I once noticed that she stands on her tippy toes whenever she's in a picture with me.
It's sooo cute. ^_^

jotux replies

I hate that you're happy.

solidago says

I don't think his height is the only thing he's insecure about: http://imgur.com/1uJUj.jpg

France plans revolution in space

Viva la revolucion!

France urges the European Union to step up its game on space exploration, or Asia is going to beat them to placing flags on planets and shit. Some fairly obvious comments follow, but somebody had to say it.

shutaro says

This can only mean one thing: Orbital Guillotine.

wonderchemist says

Well, at least when the first space war starts, there will be someone to accept a surrender from.

uptwolait says

FIRE ZE ROCKETS!

Emmo213 responds

But I am le tired.

schneb says

"I blast off in your general direction!"