70s gay porn star dies, survived by his wife

OK, this is an unusual obit.

Jack Wrangler, a ruggedly handsome 1970s-era porn star whose openness about his homosexuality made him a symbol of self-confidence for many gay men, died Tuesday in New York City from complications of lung disease.

He eventually married some actress.

Whamdangler says

ACTING!

Uchiha_Cycliste says

"Honey, how was your day?"
"Horrible! I couldn't help feeling like everyone I work with is trying to f*ck me up the ass."

No YOU'RE a Towel says

Does not approve.

'Bikini girl' saved by Milwaukee Brewers fan

A Brewers homerun ball nearly socked a hottie tanning outside the fences. Luckily, a chubby Brewers fan swooped in and caught the ball, saving the girl and looking like a hero.

The video was rather entertaining, but due to copyright claims for the stupid, douche bag, piece of shit MLB, it has been removed from YouTube. Check out the Digg link for a thumbnail — and of course, plenty of funny commentary.

Echuu says

He should totally have sex with her.

tpmidd replies

She should totally allow him to have sex with her.

Scape89 says

In the good old days this would be a guaranteed beej.

kaasenwyn says

She's taken balls to the face before, why stop now?

Pitcher of beer downed in 5 seconds

This guy must be the life of any party. He could single-handedly bring back the Man Show. He might have trouble nabbing Jimmy Kimmel, but Adam Carolla probably isn't doing shit right now.

pxmm says

Eagerly awaiting the continuation of this, titled "pitcher of beer UP in 1 second"

TylerDuhrdan says

Things you can put on your resume.....

Spray enables men to last 6x longer after penetration

Premature ejaculators rejoice! Science, in all its glory, has manufactured a spray that extends the amount of time a man can last during sex up to six times longer. Longer as in time, not like those informercials.

Unfortunately, it needs to be applied post-penetration. So, you're like just getting started, and it starts getting steamy. And then you pull out, say, "Hold on, I need to spray this medical shit on my dick." Then, you have a 20-minute, boner-killing argument about how you don't have herpes, and how you explode way too soon, and that this should help.

sjbdallas says

6 seconds, here I come!

Bigtony1340 says

No more 2 pump chump.

mostie says

Now I just have to make it to the penetration part!

Denise Milani's huge boobs

So, I was browsing this weblog called Holy Taco, which seems to employ a fair amount of plebeian humor alongside the occasional photo spread of HOLY TITS, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS!

thefinch says

Her tits look as if Jesus Christ himself made love to a big breasted unicorn and she was their offspring.

dane says

that girl is going to have some back issues later on in life...I will have wrist issues right now though...

Voltara says

Wonderful, as for a long time I have been interested in this young woman's opinion on world affairs and the financial crisis. The fact she is a topless model only enhances her credibility

Anonymous says

What is the hangup with real vs. fake? Look at those things... if they are fake then her plastic surgeon deserves a nobel prize.

Stick shift cars vanishing in the U.S.

In an ongoing blog feature called 25 Things Vanishing in America, manual transmission cars snags a spot on the list. This is sort of upsetting for me considering I just learned how to drive stick last summer. I had planned to make my next car a stick. But I guess I better hurry before they all disappear.

eastwood24 says

Fine by me. I like to think my manual transmission is a security gaurd against potential theives.

ninjacob says

They should have never let women start driving.

bdbr replies

My daughter learned to drive on a stick. She gives boys a hard time when they can't.

manlyandy replies

The jokes for this one almost write themselves.

Chewbacca guitar chord discovered

In a breakthrough that could change music forever, a group of stoners have discovered a guitar "chord" that sounds like a growling, fictional Sasquatch thanks to a great deal of distortion. Editor's note: Chewbacca video is much better... On weed!

lewystud says

guy looks like Chewbacca

bmc31190 says

nobody has ever bent a minor 2nd before.

bstew22 replies

i did but she told me she was 18...i swear

EricSchC1 replies

No, but I broke a G-string, fingering A minor once!

Wonder why they call it Monkey Beach

The Phi Phi Islands look like paradise. And monkeys are just freakin' awesome.

Spuy767 says

In the first picture the kid looks like a hairless ewok.

agentsrecord says

That kid is SHITTING in the water! He doesn't even look ashamed!

How to blow a job interview

Do you frequently find yourself acting like a dumbass when trying to land a job? Here's a useful resource about blowing job interviews. Or rather, HowToNailAnInterview. Dot-com.

One of the premiere tips is not to mention that your husband is a Sasquatch hunter. You know, if that's his thing. So, every tip might not be 100% relateable, but check it out just in case.

LvV says

At first I thought that read How to BlowJob an Interview and I was all, "What did Kari do NOW?"

Dr. Nick says

*rushes off to register HowToNailAnInterviewer.com*

BxgrlJeri says

I like the one on the website where the guy admits to stealing supplies including office chairs.

GoneElsewhere provides some additional tips

I'm typically on the other end (blood sucking recruiter) but some other helpful, real-world examples/hints:

- When attaching your resume to an email. Make sure it's actually your resume and not an explicit, multi-page sex chat you had with another party.

- Phrase that should never appear in the first paragraph of an Introduction Letter: "arrest for narcotics trafficking".

John McCain disses Sarah Palin on Leno

It was more like a snub. In an interview on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Arizona Sen. John McCain — you know, that guy who ran for the presidency a few months ago — rattled off a list of up-and-coming Republican governors, who could be considered representative of the party.

McCain named a handful of Republicans, and, seemingly purposely, "forgot" to mention his running mate, Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin. Is there some animosity between the two? Let's turn to the comments to find out.

Mymoustache says

You left out the part where he paused...and then called her a cunt.

son of spam says

I hope we get to see her nude before she gets too old. Him and his fat daughter should keep their clothes on. His wife can get nude too but she's more of a "looks good with her clothes on" type. Have a nice day.

Nigromancer replies

Keeping it real classy.

One-in-a-million golf shot

What do you think of this incredible shot? Fake? I say fake. Probably Photoshopped. (What?)

RcHer says

But in China 1,300 people will make that shot as well.

glaroc says

An ant pushed it.

megamod says

He did it on purpose. He just wanted the ball to give him enough time to walk over and watch his own hole in one up close. Man he's good.

Area 51 insiders speak out

Aliens and sci-fi mysteries never get old, it seems. These interviews with former Area 51 employees garned a great deal of interest last week. It didn't contain any of the sort of fanatical alien chitchat. But it did talk about secret government goodies, like spyplanes.

captainXscalora says

I was hoping for aliens, but was disappointed.

udayd's brutal honesty is much appreciated

honestly, i just dugg this so i could read it tomorrow

i'm drunk and don't really give a fuck right now.

if there are no aliens or pussy in this article i'm going to bury it.

Volatile36 replies

Words to live by.

GM releasing trucks with in-dash computers

New GM trucks will have mobile offices — basically computers build into the dashboard. In addition to Office apps, the computers will run a version of Opera. It's basically the default all-purpose browser nowadays, so why not?

J. Peterson says

“use the in-dash browser to access sales information, contact databases…”

…Or watch YouTube while they plow into your rear bumper at a stoplight.

Christopher Ross says

OK, I’m a pretty simple guy and I grew up on a farm, driving farm trucks and I can tell you that never, in all the time I sat in the cab of a truck did I think to myself “man, I’d buy another truck … if only it had a web browser in it”.

Kanye West responds to South Park

There's a new episode of South Park tonight. But if you haven't seen it already, watch last week's. Right now. It rips on Kanye West in addition to others including the much deserved Carlos Mencia.

Kanye's blog repsonse, where he asserts in all capital letters that it hurt his feelings and that he's working on deflating his enormous, Macy's Day Parade balloon-sized ego. Also, he says in a later blog post that some waiter at the Cheesecake Factory served him fishsticks. Good one, dude!

ezmac says

"I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE."

its much much longer than you think

icehazard says

As i watched this episode... i was thinking... what is Kanye gonna write in his blog this time

dixta replies

Can tell you what he's NOT gonna write in his blog..... the 26 lowercase characters between a and z.

If there were such things as capital numbers, he'd use those too.

Leminnes replies

ONE TWO THREE FOUR

nudedos says

THANKS KANYE FOR THE BLOG POST. AS A FELLOW TYPER WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS, I FIND IT REFRESHING TO SEE ANOTHER.

Beatoff says

CAPS LOCK IS FOR THE WEAK, I HOLD DOWN SHIFT

Disgusting Dominos People

The Internet is always teaching us lesson. Take the YouTube video, Digusting Dominos People, for example. It taught me the valuable lesson that if you work for a major restaurant chain and decide to contaminate the food you serve while you're on the job, do not film it and upload that video to YouTube.

It's so obvious now!

paperboy6605 says

Wow. Domino's is going to be pissed.

TwoTones says

Domino's has sanwiches? yum...

lozenp says

I work at Domino's and I can tell you we've taken action to fire these employees already. We're also looking at pursuing legal action. These people DO NOT represent the other 125,000 people working in our stores around the world. We were appalled by this.

oddjob replies

This is a message brought to you by LOZENP, KING OF DOMINOS

Testicle Festival

Sometimes you've got to just give props to a brilliantly worded description. This one comes straight from my Digger, Burrento:

"The fundraising idea may seem a little nuts, but Oakdale's annual Testicle Festival is always a big hit. On Monday, volunteers with the town's Rotary Club plan to fry up 400 pounds of the private parts of bulls and serve them to diners who pay $50 apiece for the sit-down meal."

If you haven't figured it out by now, I selectively choose which stories get photos to accompany them. This one, I'm sorry to say, will remain text-only. Perverts.

fearofcups says

Well this is just nuts.

ballsjohnson (Yes, that's really his user name) says

There's so many puns here...its ridiculous.

daqq says

$50 to put balls in my mouth?

Go to the right place and you can get paid for that.

TV show map of the U.S.

Whoever Danmeth.com is has put together a pretty cool map of U.S.-based TV shows, pin-pointing where each is based.

Actually labeled by its creator as a "sitcom map of the USA," I'm going to go out on a limb and say that "Dallas," "Baywatch" and "Matlock" were not situation comedies, nay comedies in any sense of the word (not intentionally, anyway). I mean, Dharma & Greg wasn't funny, but I'm not going to argue that one be off the list. (Though, I would have argued it being off the air.)

JoeF8577 says

Time, and having too much of it, is not always a bad thing.

bigfatphony19 says

The one that surprised me most was Dallas. Also, Hawaii 5-0

Zaggy111 says

I fucking hate Reba!

worseforwine replies

Pretty sure that's what they were originally going to call the show. From the producers of Everybody Loves Raymond: I Fucking Hate Reba!

hatepaste asks

Where are The Simpsons?

UnFriendlyFire replies

In Springfield

Dead girl banned from prom for poor attendance

The parents of Megan Gillan, a British high school student who was found dead in her bedroom, received a letter alerting them that Gillan was being denied access to the school prom due to poor attendance.

Nayson says

Unintentionally funny, but gallows humour at its finest:

"Megan doesn't go to that school anymore. She's been dead for two months now so it's not surprising her attendance is low."

JohnILM says

You want to get the school back? Have her show up to the prom.

inactive says

Will she go?!

rrbest replies

Zombie Prom.

TremorX says

I'm getting sick of this anti-Zombie media bias

Cheerleaders of the Final Four

I just needed one more win from you, Michigan State. But you Spartan assholes teetered by 21 going into the second half. Twenty-one? The biggest half-time gap in NCAA basketball championship history. Come on, guys.

OK, I'll stop whining. The tournament is over, and here are some hot girls to look at.

DuggDeaper says

I think we can agree that going by just pictures, the Spartans are a bunch of sexy sluts.

parafish13 says

I am a proud Spartan. Life rocks.

IglooBurner says

Never thought "Huskie" girls would be so hot.

Raccoon bites off man's penis after attempted rape

I'm going to start off with a bit of honesty. I didn't read the story. I got the gist of it, but even this is too messed up for me to glance over — especially while at work.

To summarize (which could be completely incorrect because, again, I didn't read this), a man tried to have sexy-time with a raccoon and had his dongle removed forcibly. Oh, and it happened in Russia — not that you didn't know that already.

trib4lmaniac says

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun."

It's happened to us all.

shutaro says

OM NOM NOM NOM!

4321234 says

Couldn't resist that sweet, sweet coontang.

awesometastic1 says

In Soviet Russia, the raccoons rape you

dtfinch says

It was a mistake to start with oral foreplay.

AIDS: The gay plague

Probably not the most politically correct entry to the science fair, but at least this fine lassie won a medal for it. Oh, and apparently, "man-on-horse" is A-OK in this kid's (and school's book).

Of course, I don't want to completely kill your faith in the American educational system. This is, as you might have guessed, Photoshopped. The girl has posted a picture of her actual project on her blog.

Nick is nearly speechless

Oh dear…

Chiscringle says

I’d like to see her materials list.
2 men
2 women
1 horse
1 pocket fox

Our job here is done. Michael says

I’m afraid of Americans.

Playboy posts unedited back issues online for free

I've often heard people suggest that newspapers could create a very clever new revenue model by opening up their historical archives. As we know, the adult entertainment industry is always ahead of trends. So, it should come as no surprise that the original dirty magazine, Playboy, is opening up its archives online.

Bashnu says

Damn, now my screens are stuck together.

R0am3r says

And they have great articles too...

kevman459 says

Finally! You can find the pics for free all over the internet, but those articles are hard to come by!

GrooTheWanderer says

It's okay, no child has ever figured out a way around the ingenious "I am at least 18" button.

Acetate says

It's like masturbating in a time machine!

rebirf says

I could barely stop fapping to write this comment.

Trent Reznor takes a shit

Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor is treading new water with his latest endeavor. He has, if reports are to be believed, taken a shit. Such a dramatic venture is sure to fascinate and please fans around the world.

Chowderhawk says

Holy shit! He actually took a shit? Way to stick it to the man!

RafiParrr asks

Did he Twitter his shit

cochonnerie sings

Head like a hole, black as your..

eugenesucks says

OMG, he's so talented. How does he do it?

ChromaVita says

He the proceeded to put it on a CD and release it to the masses.