Raccoon bites off man's penis after attempted rape

I'm going to start off with a bit of honesty. I didn't read the story. I got the gist of it, but even this is too messed up for me to glance over — especially while at work.

To summarize (which could be completely incorrect because, again, I didn't read this), a man tried to have sexy-time with a raccoon and had his dongle removed forcibly. Oh, and it happened in Russia — not that you didn't know that already.

trib4lmaniac says

"When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun."

It's happened to us all.

shutaro says

OM NOM NOM NOM!

4321234 says

Couldn't resist that sweet, sweet coontang.

awesometastic1 says

In Soviet Russia, the raccoons rape you

dtfinch says

It was a mistake to start with oral foreplay.