We've moved — sort of

Comment Gold has a new home on Tumblr. Don't cry, Blogger lovers. Tumblr is pretty. Now, everything should have ported over seamlessly, and you should have been redirected to the new website, which is still at commentgold.com, or RSS feed. If not, join the party.

Beat box chick

She's impressive because she does the rippity-rap beat boxing thing. Usually guys do that. And she's pretty good-looking.

m0rn1n6s74r says

I love what she can do with her mouth...

soonermandan says

I'd beat her box

mambanamba says

humans are weird

Elephant rides: This wasn't in the brochure

That looks like fun all around.

monkeysmasher says

Everyone in that picture just really wants to get off.

MrInfallible says

Fucking Elephants.....

thankyousir replies

why can't they stop screwing around?

sublimeparanoia says

HEY elephants want to ride elephants too

Megan Fox in high school

Looking at these photos of Transformers star and instant hottie Megan Fox in high school seems kind of wrong. But you know you're going to look anyway.

minnepinne says

Hotter than expected.

theberlindoctor says

This is getting a little creepy.

alostreflection asks

Did she attend high school in the 1950's? Why are these all black and white?

bixby1 says

I just found my sole purpose for the creation of a time machine.

MrDoug replies

...you'd still never have a shot.

RunDiggMC says

I yearn to do things with her that are sexual in nature.

jazzfunkblues replies

I'm not sure that I understand what you mean..

Short Sarkozy with the Obamas

There are a lot of really good demotivational posters. But this one showing Nikolas Sarkozy on his tiptoes, pictured with his wife, Carla Bruni, and Barack and Michelle Obama is especially inspirational. Or despirational, if that was a word. It's not.

Lumnioth says

To be fair, this was taken just milliseconds before his rocket shoes engaged and he flew on up to the moon. Context is important in pictures like this.

Xondar says

My girlfriend is really short, and I once noticed that she stands on her tippy toes whenever she's in a picture with me.
It's sooo cute. ^_^

jotux replies

I hate that you're happy.

solidago says

I don't think his height is the only thing he's insecure about: http://imgur.com/1uJUj.jpg

Scientists find 'pleasure nerves'

Holy fucking... I just had to pull this excerpt out — the second line of the story.

"And people had to be stroked at a certain speed - 4-5cm per second - to activate the pleasure sensation."

Oh, man. Seriously, BBC?

sirron881 says

I have to stroke faster than the study speed to achieve pleasure...

agentsrecord says

I discovered my pleasure nerves when I was 13. Does that make me a scientist?

bonarez asks

If they really located the G-spot why don't they just tell us where it is?

Bra sizes may (pleasantly) surprise you

Bra size increasing on average? Shit, sounds good to me. Great, in fact.

Plus, it gives me another reason to include that picture of Denise Milani's boobs.

spritom asks

Who said the media only reports bad news?

yoshi911911911 says

I, for one, welcome our new large boob overlords.

ZincSaucier says

i like the new boobs but i also liked the previous boobs

CrankMyBlueSax says

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: Put a nipple on it.

tardmaster says

Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small!

Where's Waldo? Found him

Students at Rutgers University set out to break a Guinness World Record for most people dressed as Waldo. This almost makes up for the fact that Rutgers has its own strand of STD.

And yes, I'm pretty sure this isn't the first Where's Waldo post I've done before. And you know what: that's OK.

James3FresH says

He was building an army the whole time.

jmbrysk says

You know, he was actually sort of difficult to find among all the women and black people.

randypanda says

A black Waldo?!?!?!

Next thing you know well have a black president!

Fred is first to hit 1 million Youtube subscribers

I can't fucking believe that this dumb ass kid is the most subscribed thing on Youtube. If you've never seen Fred before: don't. It's just some hyper boy doing the same nonsense that kids love for some reason, and that no one else understands. Go figure.

Brad324 says

I fucking hate him.

unabsolute says

dude, this kid needs to be aborted.

70s gay porn star dies, survived by his wife

OK, this is an unusual obit.

Jack Wrangler, a ruggedly handsome 1970s-era porn star whose openness about his homosexuality made him a symbol of self-confidence for many gay men, died Tuesday in New York City from complications of lung disease.

He eventually married some actress.

Whamdangler says

ACTING!

Uchiha_Cycliste says

"Honey, how was your day?"
"Horrible! I couldn't help feeling like everyone I work with is trying to f*ck me up the ass."

No YOU'RE a Towel says

Does not approve.

'Bikini girl' saved by Milwaukee Brewers fan

A Brewers homerun ball nearly socked a hottie tanning outside the fences. Luckily, a chubby Brewers fan swooped in and caught the ball, saving the girl and looking like a hero.

The video was rather entertaining, but due to copyright claims for the stupid, douche bag, piece of shit MLB, it has been removed from YouTube. Check out the Digg link for a thumbnail — and of course, plenty of funny commentary.

Echuu says

He should totally have sex with her.

tpmidd replies

She should totally allow him to have sex with her.

Scape89 says

In the good old days this would be a guaranteed beej.

kaasenwyn says

She's taken balls to the face before, why stop now?

Pitcher of beer downed in 5 seconds

This guy must be the life of any party. He could single-handedly bring back the Man Show. He might have trouble nabbing Jimmy Kimmel, but Adam Carolla probably isn't doing shit right now.

pxmm says

Eagerly awaiting the continuation of this, titled "pitcher of beer UP in 1 second"

TylerDuhrdan says

Things you can put on your resume.....