John McCain unsure how many houses he owns

Come on, John. What are you doing to yourself? Just take a bloody guess. Three? Six? A baker's dozen? You're making yourself look like a senile aristocrat.

trillions says

"Now...where did i leave that house? Oh, in my HUGE wallet!"

onyxcoltrane asks

What's the big deal? I don't know how many pairs of socks I own. Oh, wait a second......

P1um says

The life of a straight-up G. What did you expect?

ctlr says

Some 20-something staffer just got a new assignment: "quick, find out how many houses the boss owns!"