6-year-old stares down bottomless abyss of formal schooling

Here's a huge downer for those getting ready for back to school: it's all worthless. The Reddit submitter described this write-up as the most depressing Onion story ever.

eaturbrainz says

Dear MorningRooster,
You have utterly depressed me. I despise you. I am coming to consume your brains.
Abject hatred, eaturbrainz

zombiewat replies

lol wanna ride bikes

eaturbrainz replies

Yes.

mjm01010101 says

This isn't accurate.
It gets iffy at Middle School. I have no fucking clue what we're going to do with our kids when Middle school hits.