1,000-pound woman, accused of murder, too fat to leave house

The half-ton Texas woman, who was indicted in slaying of her 2-year-old nephew, is literally too fat to leave the house. She can't fit through the door, is bed-ridden, and requires extensive medical attention to love. To sum it up: "She would die," the county sheriff said.

The court has no idea what to do... How the hell did she kill the kid in the first place? Eat him?

umbrae says

Yo mama's so fat, she avoids indictment by a federal court system.

baron1703 says

MAN THE HARPOONS!

edolfo asks

Was anyone else hoping to see that she sat on the kid?

pozorvlak replies

Hoping is perhaps the wrong word, but yes.

eclipsegum says

A hefty issue for prosecutors.

ezkiel replies

I hope the jury weighs both sides.

drewledoom asks

can't they just leave a trail of cheeseburgers leading to the jail?