Color red proven to make men horny

I love science research with little to no realistic application to science. Researchers at the University of Rochester found that men are more likely to go for a woman wearing red. So, that lady in the red dress is clearly hotter than the bombshell in blue. Right.

tads73 says

fine print: "Does not work for nutcases from Alaska with the initials SP.

feralape replies

or works twice as good wink wink

foambullet says

You know what else makes men horny? Everything.

feralape asks

.... oh really? Your Grandmother makes you horny? What about your Mother or Sister? well, ok, Mothers are gross and we should probably exclude sisters from this- but you know what I'm saying.

foambullet replies

Great, now I have a boner at work...

feralape suggests

Try covering it up with a book.