Hugh Hefner lays off Playboy bunnies amidst financial crisis

The collapse of the financial sector ain't got nothing on the tragedy that has befallen the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner has been forced to cut back on staff due to the tough economic situation. When will the injustices end? When, I ask?!

Rollic says

We live in a world where this isn't a parody news headline.

Wow.

shauntacular asks

How much are the lower end bunnies going for? The "Clearance Rack"!

jmark13 says

I'll "staff" one.

Wait, Make that two...

darkchild82 says

Hot babes with huge tits will survive any financial crisis.