Self-deprecation is sexy?

Hugh Grant is a dog turd. Wow, just look at that picture over there. Don't you just want to punch it? Hell, even he knows it. But perhaps that's why women find his hideously stupid, stuttering ass charming. Him pointing out that he is worthless animal excrement could be the ticket to seduction. Either that, or it's the British accent. ...You know, the accent makes a lot more sense when you think about it.

Bornhuetter is a clever cat

I'm terrible at self-deprication

TheOle has got it

I'm fat and balding. HA HA HA

newtrip suggests

Why try to be funny? Just act like a douchebag, you'll have all the sluts you want.

howzitgoin88 adds

Dont forget the 4 popped collars!

jajarwang has a surefire method for getting girls

I usually start by giving away unlimited chips and salsa.

borez knows an easier way

I find the clubbing over the head and dragging them off technique works a treat thanks.