Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Keira Knightly refuses digital breast enhancement

Keira Knightly boobsThe flat-chested Natalie Portman wannabe refused any digital enhancement to hear chest in publicity photos for the upcoming film "The Dutchess." Knightly, with her dinner table surface physique, has been the victim to Photoshopped hooters for past movie promotions, but says she's happy with the way her body is.

Apparently the sexless Digg wankers agree. I made some apparently insensitive, sexist comment along the lines of Knightly being selfish. Twenty-five people liked it! ...But unfortunately 55 thought I was being a douche. 'Guess I'll have to concede to using the geeky "/sarcasm" tag next time.

Owwmykneecap is exhibit A
Do you think Keira uses digg???

Want to get a coffee?
debuggercil says
I'd ride that surfboard.
fluidfoundation says
They'd only be able to take her up to an A cup anyway.
mytruckhasdents says
i don't want her to enhance her cleavage, i just want her to eat something....poor girl looks like she's hungry.
suntzusputnik clarifies
for those of you who don't know keira, she's like a more manish version of orlando bloom
wootmacs feels her struggle
As a guy, I can relate. I would not want my breasts enhanced.

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