Guards go stiff at Taiwan army base

So one Taiwanese guy says to the other: "You know, there's something strange about those guards."

"How do you mean?" asks his Asian friend.

"I'm not sure, but something is amiss for sure."

After a crack team of reporters and photographers checked it out, they finally deduced that the guards were not guards at all, but in fact blowup dolls, not unlike those used for sexual fetishes. Journalism wins again.

DavidinBoston suggests

If they stay stiff for more than four hours, I'm pretty sure the commercial says they should contact their doctor.

MookiBlaylock envisions more potential applications

I like the idea. We should swap out the soldiers in Iraq with fake ones.

hdar3415 says

They could have made them look a little more real, and set them on top of a record player so they moved.

Junkie has more ideas for improvements

They should have drawn a meaner face on the dolls, and given them beards.