What one guy does in GTA4 when he's bored

Playing a video game where the object is to kill mass amounts of digital people is one thing. It's a-whole-nother level when you play Grand Theft Auto 4 to stalk and commit suicide-murders. This guy needs some help. Here's an excerpt:

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

It gets worse. Just read it.

eemer03 says politely

Good read, if a little creepy.

Detritus says

o_0
lol?

ToothyMcshark says

Serial killer in training.

nunofgs says

Buried because we can't let this reach Jack Thompson's desk. You have some issues dude.