To Dorian Gray, from Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde's male-on-male promiscuity is no historical mystery. He wrote plays, and was just an all around gay dude. But this school assignment — whether it actually happened or not — is pretty funny.

I'm not gay, so I don't know who Dorian Gray is. It might be funnier if I knew who that was, but I'll stick to being straight. And the only reason I have any familiarity with Oscar Wilde is because the Uncyclopedia is obsessed with him.

Maybe that encyclopedia is gay... Hm.

Trax91 says

If anyone read The Picture of Dorian Gray, you couldn't cut the homoerotic tension with a knife!

jd33 replies

I think you mean spoon.

You could definitely cut it with a knife.

moo2u2 replies

I see you've played knifey-spooney before!