Suicide is not funny

Case in point: an AIM conversation that probably should have been taken seriously. But I guess that's why there are suicide hotlines — most people on the Internet are douche bags.

Syphon0928 says

If Nick's real dad is a dumbfuck, then I guess it runs in the family.
I mean...How can you not want a go-cart??

Pandatot replies

That is an unanswerable question.

Ftown13 says

Better advice than Dr. Phil

Masna says

This guy should be a psychologist!

"My boyfriend just committed suicide because of me..."
"I have just the fix.." *pulls out go cart*