Smart kids are more likely to become drunks

Are you drunk right now? If you're reading this when I first posted it (around 9 in the morning), you're an alcoholic and should seek help. If you're drunk at a reasonable hour, then you might be a genius! A study at the University of Glasgow shows a correlation between high IQs and having a drinking problems.

If you want to seem smart, hit the bottle, brother. Plus, it's Halloween so you have a legitimate excuse.

Matt88 says

I'm a fucking genius!!

yz101 says

smart = college = drinking = ...

SuburbianMike says

E = MC DRUNK!

notfromoklahoma asks

Isn't polling Scots about drunkenness like going to McDonald's to ask if people like McNuggets?