40 unwritten rules to live by

Men's Health puts together a pretty stupid list of male virtues. One of them is "easy on the mayo." No joke.

ScottMitchell says

Despite the article's title, there were 40 rules written down on the page, plain as day. Unwritten, my ass.

waxcrash says

I have never met a straight man that reads Men's Health.

theadvinci says

10. Do not get a visible tattoo larger than your penis.

wrzhydr replies

doesn't leave me much options then..