New dad Clay Aiken is gay

After somehow making some type of mutant baby with record producer Jaymes Foster, American Idol loser Clay Aiken comes out of the closet. What a shocker. CNN reports that the announcement was suspected by many. Not really sure what tipped them off: maybe it was his blatant homosexuality or the fact that he sang a Gloria Estefan song co-written by Mac Gayden. Really, gay-den. I shit you not.

piznut asks

Which closet would that be? The one with the glass door on it?

thetanman says

You know how I know you're gay? You're Clay Aiken.

jerrolds says

more like Gay Aiken AMIRITE?

sapphire9488 asks

seriously, is there anyone who didn't figure this out 5 years ago?

bobjewback says

in other news ruben studdard is fat