A Digg user introduces us to a heartwarming tale of a man some might call hideous, who is trying to discover his true love. The 47-year-old Chicagoite (or Chicagoan or maybe Chinc, not really sure) recalls a love once past, in all capital letters.
"THERE IS ONE GIRL THAT ALWAYS STUCK IN MY MIND," he writes loudly on his Match.com page. "SHE LIVED IN DOWNTOWN CHICAGO, AND LOVED TO ROLLERBLADE. SOMEONE WITH THE LOVE OF THE OUTDOORS. THERE IS NO BETTER," he continues, still shouting. "WELL, I LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING NEW PEOPLE, OR MAYBE OLD FRIENDS. (PAULA)."
The intent was golden: help this chubby, Caucasian, borderline midget-man find "the one that got away."
The search begins, sump22 shows
strungoutyeh is such a romanticI know some Paula's in Chicago, but sadly none of them rollerblade.
dude just wants to crush some pussyBaseballGuyCAA knows the cure
smrekar asksWho wants a mustache ride???
ohmahgawd critcises his font formatting choiceDAD?!?
rocketboot's explanation makes sense to meWHY DO A LOT OF OLD PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS
Because caps is yelling, and old people can't hear as well.
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